‘JEREMY CORBYN KILLED JESUS’ CLAIMS TONY BLAIR

Tony Blair has suggested that the crucifixion of Christ was all down to Labour leadership candidate Jeremy Corbyn.

In his most recent guest column for The Daily Telegraph, he laid out in detail how Corbyn had orchestrated the whole thing by infiltrating the establishment of the time.

“That’s what infiltrators do. They kill Jesus. And if they killed our Lord and saviour, what will they do to my party?”

In the article, the former prime minister also outlined that further to the execution of God, Jeremy Corbyn was also anti-austerity, loved migrants and worst of all, liked to stop wars.

“If only Andy Burnham had been there to stop him. He would have done…..something.”

Jeremy Corbyn was unavailable for comment as he was doing a packed out tour of the country.

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